Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML
Today, according to my emotionally distant boyfriend, stopping by a whorehouse on his way home several nights a week for a quick blowjob isn’t cheating, because it involves cash and no intimacy afterwards. Dumped his ass real quick. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
If you haven't already, get yourself tested.
RichardPencil 32
His logic is impeccable! What can you do?
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Comments (17)
Ghostrui 31
If you haven't already, get yourself tested.
ThrottleJockey 36
And get a good divorce lawyer.
tounces7 28
Right. **** him up the ass metaphorically this time.
BurnInDemonFire 39
He sounds delightful. I hope a judge lays the smackdown on his candy ass.
RichardPencil 32
His logic is impeccable! What can you do?
tounces7 28
Wow. Just wow. Shoulda asked him if it was okay if you hired a 20 year old male prostitute too.
LittleRed79 39
Do you think they’d get a group discount if they hired the same one?
PenguinPal3017 19
It sounds like he found a life hack. Delete this post before the information spreads and everyone is doing this.
wanted_2_want 40
Somebody’s still in the closet. Mentally speaking
Mungolikecandy 19
Morality is a funny old thing ain't it?
aljonking 11
I’d be looking for some good divorce attorneys or a truck to run him over with
ike25 7
just ******* run.
acmariner99 25
I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works