Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.
kamikrazy 6
Now you do...
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Comments (126)
BWill9014 4
Dang... if they were dog biscuits we could all make "bitch" jokes :l
EvilSpirt 5
She should go on that one show that has ppl with weird habbits
BIGshooter 2
send mama to the nut house cuz she's crazy as hell.
keshafan101 0
is she part cat?! lol
Enderspeaker 2
Did she see that "9 Lives for Seniors" commercial?
kweenbitch 0
what's the big deal? dog/cat/fish/ferret food taste ****** awesome! I snack on it like it was popcorn. except it's more expensive....cuz my babies only get the best.
ImLizAndImBored 0
Make sure she is litter box trained
FruitSalad4225 0
I have never heard of cat biscuits.
guy0ne101 0
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lilmissy1290 0
ummm whats a cat biscuit? I've heard of dog biscuits but never a cat biscuit.. op your mom scares me