Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.
kamikrazy 6
Now you do...
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Comments (126)
x0cherriecrush 0
LMAO
RobbiexD 0
maybe it was for her pussy? ;D
perdix 31
Maybe she ate the cat first. The biscuits were just the spoils of victory.
Phil135 4
Indeed, marvelous inference good sir.
Giana4598 0
Good one. XD
ColdGold 6
My dog eats cat cookies if she can find them.
angel2293 0
and how is this an fml ?
bigbadtim 7
This is only the beginning. Today cat biscuits, tomorrow catnip.
giantsfan2010 23
Come on guys, don't knock it till you've tried it. Jk, thats nasty.
nattyxmonster 0
Hahahahahahaha
HomeAl0ne 20
You left out the part where she's gone crazy and lives under a bridge with three shopping trolleys full of stuff in plastic bags.
CaptainPanda 0
lol, you sound Brittish. "trolley"
CloudEnvy 17
Hey, Pendatik. Should we make a public scene and complain about "Brittish" or should we just write a letter?