Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
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Top comments
SPCZippo 6
Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.
Lobby_Bee 18
Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.
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Comments (33)
SPCZippo 6
Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.
RichardPencil 32
Bad parenting! Didn't she or your dad have "the talk" with you? You know, the one where they tell you how to make babies by watching training videos on PornHub.com?
Nikki_Lattimore 8
what the ****?
Monica Rene Ramirez-Holleran 4
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Wow your mom got issues! you're grown. what is this she's making it her business where you spend your money! well I'm sorry to say but it is none her gosh dang business where you spend your money if you want to buy **** then buy ****! that women needs to get a life and stop worrying about what you buy! ✌✌
RichardPencil 32
You don't know that the OP is an adult. Minors can get debit cards.
WeirdUS 30
Could also be that while legally an adult they have issues with spending money and while living at home it is an issue that the parents have had to watch them.
_ali__cat_ 14
uhm I got my first debit card when I was 11. op could be around the same age.
Dave_Davington 34
This is why you use a Paypal account for that kind of thing. That way, your actual purchases don't show up on your bank statement.
Lobby_Bee 18
Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.
KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4
You pay for the quality, not content. Good luck finding full HD/UHD **** that is also good for free.
fuckingkillme17 8
you never want high definition **** than you see the Damm pimple on her ass
tibtak 20
How do you think they get paid?
Kayla Jones 9
Hqporner
icemand90 17
why pay for **** in this day and age?
James Thompson 8
What kind of weird shit are you into that you have to pay for it?
EnvyMe33 26
I agree with the others. Why would you pay for **** if you can watch it for free?
Chris Smith 9
YDI for spending £60 on ****.
deadman93 8
that's why you buy a prepaid card from the store
Alchemist_21 26
Came here to say this. I actually use prepaid for all online purchases to minimize the risk of identity theft.
deadman93 8
don't lie we all know it's for all the HD ****. we don't judge.