drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
Harrison, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
Japan
Who'll tell him?
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Top comments
random_ribbons 15
Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...
olii_fml 0
Ouch, that sucks..
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olii_fml 0
Ouch, that sucks..
iSitt 0
beer goggles work both ways
trick619 0
yeah but she's obviously still with him. unless she's been drunk the whole relationship
DropDead77 11
just buy her a fifth and shuddup?
Finn_the_human 5
She's a radical dame who likes to play games!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I won Lois's love in a drinking game, I had to out drink a cybertronic bear that only drank 50 whiskey. let's just say that bear won't be stealing an pickernick baskets.
insanesna1l 0
maybe that was her courage boost. you intimidated her so she needed a helping hand.
tulsafml 0
Finn the mother ****** human!!! :D I'm a big fan!!!
MissBunny25 0
24 this could be entirely possible. especially if she was the girl from the FML before. the one on Facebook/texting the whole date xD
MissBunny25 0
^just realized that made no sense *facepalm*
Insane_Tea 15
Well at least you had a girlfriend you selfish whiner. I'm black and have a huge (ahem) dick, what more could women possibly want?
Insane_Tea 15
SO JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK YOU MODERATE MY COMMENT?
LifeSucksbtw 0
time to move on
gutzz 0
Why? Who cares how the relationship started, the fact that it started is the important part. As long as both people are happy together they should be saying, "wow I'm glad she was drunk that night." or else they would never have had the chance.
netherflame 0
She is gonna get raped tonight.
ImaWiseGuy 5
65 you look like Justin Beibers retarded twin with a bigger nose......no disrespect intended......
savs11 13
68 - I disagree.
Lucidium 0
74 - and you're American. Try spelling 'states' correctly.
Stfub003 0
91- she didn't even spell 'states'. where did you get that from?
largefoofighter 0
Can you blame her? I don't know you and you seem like a whiney bitch
clojo1112 0
FYL sorry:( don't worry, you'll find the right girl:)
ballinpro23 3
did you know it's not a sport?
Thanatos1206 0
It's really not, let's see them do it in the Olympics.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Cheer is close to being a sport, but gymnastics took that spot already.
MegamiKaosu 28
did you know?... that has nothing to do with the OP's post or the comment, back to the comment I'd leave her):...
clojo1112 0
all star cheer is a sport... it's on ESPN bitch!
ballinpro23 3
I guarantee people don't go to sports bars and parties to watch that lol you ******* dyke
Stfub003 0
it is a sport. Football isn't in the Olympics, so that's not a sport then.
random_ribbons 15
Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...
randiZ25 0
well done #5
rushiee 0
That blows, you washed the dishes for her though right? At least a few times?
commodore350 0
ah refering to a previous FML, i like that.
ElGranOrgo 0
dump that b*tch!
shoecrazy 5
agreed!!
xoCOURTNIEox 0
sounds like your gf is a BITCH !! :)
bubulz_fml 0
the mentioned gf is a bitch also xoCOURTNIEox is extremely hot lol
chammi 0
And your extremely NOT. lol :)
allmidnighteyes 11
This is FML, not match.com
chammi 0
lol I do agree:)
SeaChicken 0
Wow 16, you sound bitchy too. Kinda like the gf of OP.
chammi 0
20, I am the opposite of bitchy actually I'm quite nice. I just am blunt.
bubulz_fml 0
ur blunt but so Is ur face lol
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
"We're on a bridge Charlie!"
chammi 0
Lmao that made no sense. Please go look up the definition of blunt. Get some premium crest white strips while your at it for your horse teeth. "lol".
chammi 0
nice one, 27.. :) unicorn.
bubulz_fml 0
i was hinting at that 10 mile forehead u got goin on but what ever lol
unidentified_sta 5
I was about to go and mock him but you spared him from experiencing my wrath... And my lack of creativity...
ImaWiseGuy 5
when keeping it real goes wrong.......
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
lol. least she stopped beatin around tha bush i guess..
Doortje 30
And she has to do coke to stay with you. FHL.
Nimmrodel 11
Lol that's a little harsh.
docscientist 10
I laughed.
manzanita2121 6
And inject heroin to keep having sex with you.
clojo1112 0
okay 86 that was super harsh
Stfub003 0
it's a joke, chill out.