Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
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Comments (120)
nofearjenshere 12
You should have at least pulled the "having a phone conversation" thing so you didn't look crazy.
Torva_fml 16
Well, according to the text, it appears OP was lonely. I know, reaching this conclusion is VERY complicated, but please.. Try a little harder.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Been there, done that. Only on purpose. That way people are creeped out and keep their distance.
mrz1177 11
Lolololooolololollolololollolololloololoolololoolololol
XxUnicornxX 0
That my friend, has reached an all time low. Maybe you should find some friends.
SweetPerfectionn 3
I do that a lot, except, I always keep it extremely low ._. (Forever Alone)
ohSNAPyall 27
Eh there's always that risk when you talk to yourself in public. I'm sure your neighbor has talked to himself before too. He's just naturally curious to see other people do it because people are nosy and want to know what others really think.
Acaprice14 9
He wasn't laughing at you! He was.. Definitely laughing at you. It's perfectly normal to talk to yourself... I think.
awesomegirlO 8
You live in Sweden? NO FAIR!
MrSassypants 34
OP's neighbor - "You should stop talking to yourself. Lol." OP - "I know..." OP's neighbor - "I wasn't talking to you."