Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
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Comments (120)
flashback.miss 28
LOL Must've been quite a sight. Didn't he have aything better yo do aside be a creepy stalker? And you couldn't be more aware of your surroundings?
UrCapsLockOn 12
so what was the conversation about ?
RedPillSucks 33
Probably about someone stalking them... OP: I have this weird feeling, like... OP2: like you're being followed? OP: Yes! And must you finsh... OP2: All your sentences? No, I just like to... OP: Stop interrupting me!!!! OP2: So why do you feel like you're being followed?
melij99 5
Maybe he was laughing at a joke he told himself.
katcot99 11
Slap a bitch
katcot99 11
Awk
user324234324 1
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ycrem0n 21
Hi? Hello? Herpes?
KriiFahMoro 9
Hullabaloo? Henceforth? Hemorrhagic?
br0ccoli 15
OP: "no one to talk to...la la la...self, I'm hungry for some meatballs, Swedish. Later on, I'm going to lay down and fap it out till I sleep. Gotta look up new videos. In the morning, I'm going to do a run and maybe I should wear the electric blue running shorts...tan the legs, oh I love legs..maybe I can eat chicken legs, haha self you are funny. It's wings. Chickens don't have legs...I'm too sexy for my legs, too sexy for my legs, too sexy to eat chicken, I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn...*turns around*" *giggle giggle* Awkward.
ohSNAPyall 27
Chickens have both legs and wings. The legs are the drumsticks, yo.
br0ccoli 15
Lol I know. It's just one of those things where at the moment, it makes sense as you think it real fast. It's just that they're not called 'legs.' but don't worry, I know chickens don't slither on the ground, leg-less.
Bigbrodza 3
Course not! They fly... :3
dbearr 0
Lmao!
cartedor 18
you forgot to do the magnum, or blue steel
imp4ct 15
Tell him you had to take his part because he didn't answer (;
Sandsh8rk 36
Next time wear a bluetooth earpiece so it appears you are talking to someone :)
ILike_Dancing123 19
It's the first sign of madness talking to yourself ;L But your not alone, whenever I'm at home I talk to myself. *Note to self* talk to yourself in your head.
ladyLALAA 29
Second sign is hair on the back of your hands... Third sign's looking for it!
gamercanadian 11
I get lonely too. :(