Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
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lolz_ydi 1
Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?
sweettart83 27
Time to change the locks.
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Comments (168)
lolz_ydi 1
Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?
ALlamaOnFire 20
The Italian Chandelier is my personal favourite:')
Pleonasm 36
She must've been paying attention to perdix' suggestions...
Werken247 14
Maybe she didn't like the fact that you were swallowing her grandkids.
Senseless_487 29
No, they need to get a Vietnamese Shame Wheel. Don't ask; you're not ready.
Z_Diggy 8
Allusion to a resent post, nice
mishamon123 3
Hmm.
afropuffjake 9
Holy shit she's crazy... At least be consistent FFS!
lilhellian 27
Franks flying saucer?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Fantastic Fiddling Skills?
jojimugo 20
Feasting for sperms
jojimugo 20
Feasting for sperms
Thursday737 7
Filthy fornication statistics.
PizzaRollsss 5
For ***** sake?
sweettart83 27
Time to change the locks.
lilhellian 27
If she does it again Op can call the cops because this is illegal..
dyehardxen 19
I'd call the cops anyways.
happle 21
How did she get the original key in the first place? ._.
emag_eht 18
#106 she probably swiped(sp?) it from her son
jamalamadingdong 18
The husband may have given her one, it sounds like she's pretty controlling and probably has been his whole life.
holly01dh 2
you can get a smart key system where u can use different key in the same lock so u can change the locks frequently
A7XCamaro 19
Sounds like you need to change your locks and keep your keys on you at all time.
cinnamonbuns69 8
Monster in law
PinkKawaiiChic 10
She'd be a wonderful grandma!
olpally 33
What a psycho-bitch.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Omg, I think this is the first time I've seen one of your comments without a :) or a lol! Are you feeling ok? Did somebody slip you some Ativan?
eggmarie 25
61: Do you post anything other than rude comments about what people post?
olpally 33
Yes, I'm doing fine. Lol :)
hotPinklipstick 24
67- Whoosh, that's the sound of 61's sarcasm going straight over your head. Do you just go through the comments section and attack any comment that you deem rude, regardless of sarcasm or sincerity? Seems a little hypocritical to me, considering you do the same thing you're complaining about all the time.
BellaBelle_fml 23
How was I being rude? A few months ago I had commented on how every comment that olpally wrote had a :) or ended with lol. In that comment I said that it was nice to see someone on here that was always so cheerful. So my most recent comment was a bit of a joke as the med Ativan is an anti-anxiety med and commonly causes the patient to relax and sort of mellow out. Hence his normally cheerful demeanor lacked his usual :) or lol. Not trying to be rude at all. On the contrary, I'm usually trying to be more humourous or encouraging. And on some occasions I can be sarcastic and very rarely am I sardonic. So, olpally, if you viewed my comment as rude in any way, I apologize.
olpally 33
80- I did not think your comment was rude at all. I thought it was funny and thumbed it up. Relax people. Just chill. Lol :)
eggmarie 25
Bellabelle: I apologize for misinterpreting your comment. Please forgive me?
eggmarie 25
Hotpinklipstick: still bitter about the other day, are we? I wasn't the only one who found your comment disrespectful and was speaking towards everyone who mocks his comment, not just you.
shitone 9
Someone is argumentative today. Relax. This stress is not good for you
btstig 11
Who's got the popcorn??
hotPinklipstick 24
98- I'm not bitter, nor do I care that you found my comment offensive. I explained myself to the person the comment was directed to, and that's done and over with. I'm not a child, I don't hold grudges. I just don't like hypocrites. You're always complaining about people's comments being rude, but you're rude as well. On that note, I'm done with this conversation because it's immature to argue with a stranger over the Internet, and quite frankly I have better things to do.
olpally 33
Both of you relax, arguing on here solves nothing... pm each other on here and work it out like mature adults in private. :)
msilikegrapes 8
are you going to keep commenting "what a _____ bitch" on everyone's fml
olpally 33
No 143, it was just these two fml's or so, I've stopped. Look at the newer fml's for verification.
Harpy20 24
143-show us your grape-eating skills.
holyshitbatman 20
yeah, because she thinks her adult married son is still a virgin and never initiates sex...
bjobabygirl 12
Sounds like she isn't sure what she wants
kevsandy303 12
There's nothing wrong with being bipolar. I hate being bipolar. It's awesome. **** you.
laden_swallow09 35
42- I can't breathe from laughing so hard. Thanks for that.
kevsandy303 12
You are very welcome, good sir!
JesMommy 11
#42 its more like NothingWrongWithBeinBipolar!!! Iiiii haaate biiipollleer! ItsAwesomeAmazingFabustastic!!!! SHUT THE **** UP YOU ******* MORON!
19990231 29
42, I get that this was a joke and I hate to break this to you, but that's not how it works.
Steve95401 49
At least it wasn't your Mom screaming at your husband for defiling you.
youngsofly 13
I actually thought it said "Atleast it wasnt your mom screaming at your husband for filling you" ..
cmayer 20
Ehh.. Same thing.
Werken247 14
Just because you were wearing a strap on and had him bent over the couch doesn't mean you were defiling him.... ok maybe it does...