Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
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Comments (120)
MidnaLink 35
Big deal! If I dont have my ipod on (which i usually don't), I start whispering songs from my playlist (usually the anime ones in japanese). Tell your neighbour not to follow you like that anymore, because thats just creepy.
23chicagobulls01 0
It's okay I do that to;)
captain__jj 5
Something similar happened to me the other night. I was out with the dog, talking to myself only to turn around and see a guy standing across the river from me, probably listening to me talk to myself.
laden_swallow09 35
And you couldn't pass it off as talking into a Bluetooth? YDI. Oh, yeah. You were answering your own sides of the convo out loud. YDI.
anarchist884 9
I'd laugh at you too, you've got to realise how pathetic that is? Do something about it; positive life choices or bottle of painkillers, your choice.
BadGirl03 0
That's cute -_- lol
Jilliaaann123 0
BAHAHA thats hilarious! You can't blame him. I'd be busting up too.
chrisiffer 17
hahahahaha
deransc 19
Wear a bluetooth device and have half the conversation in your head from now on lol
yzzami 17
Make up something. Like "I'm practicing for a drama class I'm taking"