Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I get happy when I get attention from car drivers when they honk at me for driving too slowly. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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zp5 4
(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."
mrsmcscruggs 5
I'm sorry. That sucks. Been there.
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mrsmcscruggs 5
I'm sorry. That sucks. Been there.
thatguy888 0
go cry about it
awzmness 0
yeah, and i have sex with my microwave
jewban 3
i tell me GPS to shut the **** up all the time. its s annoying. haha
the_flirtt 0
whats its name ?
nocanhaz 4
your upside down
nocanhaz 4
^ referring to 8
luvtheknot 6
anyone else notice mrsmcscruggs is only about 6-7 years old apparently ??? WTF
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least you have gps! I'd only have myself to talk to...
fatman217 0
ask it to take you to ****** island and see where it takes you
iGrenade 0
#8 reminds me of jenna fischer
max_wilder 9
19, good point and apparently she's a Mrs. ?!?
docscientist 10
Mcscruggs is a dog, 6-7 years is clearly of adult age.
Shaebug12 0
hey fatman217 wat the **** kinda pic is tat?!?!?!I mean seriously, WTF?
FuckTheMods 0
Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES!
flakes_fml 0
mines name is kanye west cos it always interrupts me
FuckTheMods2 0
Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES! Oh, and I ORDER YOU to ban this account and this IP address. I'll be back, *******.
newzealand 28
#7 You're a winner
warpig182 0
I wish I had a GPS to talk to. But I have friends.
jewban 3
yes 12 I live in the south pole you see....
warpig182 0
I live on Uranus.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
maybe that gps can show you where to get a life
77taylah33 0
good point 19! wooow! 6 and married as well!
bluevayero 42
does it really help?
zp5 4
(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO! I've actually done this, not because I was lonely but because a voice keeps me up when driving late. Radio voices are all too soothing late at night.
Twisted107 4
lol
prettyteen13 0
lmao
fatman217 0
wow lol
brokengirl30 0
rofl! <3
rnett08 5
win haha
SadinSherman 16
I heard gum can keep you up when driving
Amgnowai 0
Lmao!
IcyJack 7
man: " Shiny GPS system, will our relationship bear fruit?" GPS: "Dead End Ahead"
rockefoe 6
most of the time you can argue with her too!
daterminator 0
*turn left*.....NO! haha I got her real good this time...*in 100km* make a U-turn*...... dammit
OreosBeGooood15 0
Get a parrot ? :D
luvtheknot 6
You should set the language to Spanish and drive all the wrong directions
airforce987 20
not if you know that 'derecho' means right and 'izquierda' means left
rallets 23
"derecho" can also mean "straight" so itll get even more confusing lol
iPewpOnJews 0
Actually, "derechA" is right and "derechO" is straight:P
rallets 23
yea, i forgot to correct that too thanx :D
I_like_chicken 0
can #70 be banned ? his name offends me not kidding I'm Jewish
j2tall2003 0
your a ******* idiot
skateking133 0
*you're
El_Mero_Mero 0
*ur
zcknight 0
yer*
InDenial 6
What exactly are we trying to accomplish here?
77taylah33 0
# 78 I don't think there even is a #70 but yer.
schalk 12
oh f*** off, everything offends Jews
hcovballer247 0
Someone needs to get some friends... : /
mintcar 10
Wow, this is really pathetic. Why didn't you call a friend via Bluetooth GPS instead? Or do you not have any of those either?
Kiwimike92 5
i sowwy
iamchuck 0
I'll be your frien.....ah, nah, nevermind. I forgot that I don't like lonely people.
MustangGirL 0
Did it promise you cake?
deadman93 8
the cakes a lie!!!! O.o
deadman93 8
the cakes a lie!!!! O.o