Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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Top comments
AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
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kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
LolFMLnot 10
Be like i was talking on the phone, I had bluetooth on, you didn't see it?
iiTsAJ 5
Tell him Toby doesn't like that
iiTsAJ 5
Tell him Tobi doesn't like that
RedPillSucks 33
Unless one can hear both sides of the conversation, then the jig is up.
bingababe 16
69- your comment gave me shivers. Yes, I'm a pussy but those movies terrify me :-(
hellbilly205 17
I talk to myself all the time doesn't mean i dont have a life but he seems to be the only one that listens...
zach8771 3
That's the sad thing she was already out
AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
crazychicalauren 3
You can always call yourself an introvert and not give a **** about his opinion.
galt 13
Maybe August :]
BunBunBabe 8
August someone wants to have your babies
AugustBurnsToast 14
^Lol ...;)
stephhrunsaway 21
Love your username, #3. Great band ;-)
UsernameHere234 13
That's fine. I do that all the time with science stuff.
anthonydude 9
Hey me too, except I do it with strategic stuff like online chess and similar stuff.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I talk to myself sometimes too OP. It's not insanity. 'Least I hope it's not...
Frijolero_92 1
Sometimes the best conversations are with yourself :D
MetalxSoldier 26
I do that all the time but most of the time I do it in my head. (: hint, hint, do that next time. Trust me, you're not alone.
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
kzxvazure 0
sorry I don't know why the message repeated
Torva_fml 16
Why?! She can talk to her new best friend all she wants. I wish I could witness someone talking to themselves out loud... :/
yoursucklives 36
talk about awkward...
zandalee 20
Not really. It's actually more fun to be accentric, pays better too...
zandalee 20
Why shouldn't she? This worlds getting way too straight.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Erm... What?
ohSNAPyall 27
By "straight," 15 means "uptight." HTH.
pattheaninal 9
Happens to me too OP. I sometimes like to pretend I'm on the Ellen show being interviewed. :)
cheaptrix 6
I pretend I'm on scrubs, when JD's talking to himself
megansays 2
I like to pretend I'm having winning arguments with people of power. I haven't lost one yet!
KriiFahMoro 9
I like to pretend I'm
DCFan 9
... Carlton Banks*. You're welcome.
KriiFahMoro 9
Almost, but what I meant to say was that I like to pretend to be
kzxvazure 0
you're talking to yourself, and your neighbor is laughing to himself. hehe
mugu 0
That's sad, why were u talking out loud anyway??
Uramonkey 11
ikr. Whenever I talk to myself, I do it in my head.
MrSassypants 34
Ikr, op iz so werd n junk cuh she no do wat we do rite? But in all seriousness, she said she was lonely so she talked to herself out-loud. No one else does that at all. What a freak right?
mugu 0
Lol that's the sane way to do it!! : D
bingababe 16
9- Godammit, I accidentally thumbed you up!!!