Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
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Top comments
AugustBurnsToast 14
So does this mean you made a friend?
kzxvazure 0
you should get out more
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Comments (120)
gamercanadian 11
We all get lonely at some point in our life. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
ladyLALAA 29
I'll be your friend OP, we can even make it Facebook official!
KM96 24
It depends what you were talking about that made him laugh :P
anencephalic 14
Did you strike up a conversation about the weather (with yourself, that is)?
11mandy80 6
It's okay I do that all the time!!
wlddog 14
At least it wasn't an argument with yourself. No one wins those things.
wlddog 14
At least it want an argument with yourself. No one wins those things.
ClosetTroll 10
You should keep your creeper radar fine tuned. You'll be shocked when someone other than you replies to yourself.
kirrra 11
if you had been more aware of your surroundings as #3 said, you would have noticed your neighbour,had someone to chat to other than yourself,and saved yourself some embarrassment...I think its a bit of both, YDI and FML
shawnaishere 14
Lol I do that once in a while,mostly it's in my head though but when I do get caught talking outloud I just pretend I have my head phones on and I'm talking to someone. That works for me because my hair covers my ear so they can't really see. Goodluck next time