Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, my dentist asked me if I floss regularly. Wanting to avoid judgment, I lied and said yes. He nodded, started cleaning my teeth, then pulled out an entire popcorn kernel that had apparently been living in my gums long enough to pay rent. FML
Today, my dentist told me I have 8 cavities. I'd jokingly bragged about never having a single cavity for 25 years right before he started checking. He laughed and said, "Well, that lucky streak is over!" then went on to drill the shit out of my teeth. I still can't feel the left side of my face. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
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Top comments
patrickalamo 48
Brush and floss twice a day...
Desi_D123 27
Quite a charmer your dentist is
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Comments (73)
Chicagoillinois 18
Mind me asking if he's correct?
JpTheGreat23 19
YDI because either you kept your teeth extremely horrible. Or you do meth too much.
flexseal 14
good hygiene is important. HYGIENE IN GENERAL IS IMPORTANT
gintwinsmoore 20
Damn...your teeth looks like you've been using meth???? ydi for not practicing proper oral hygiene, OP!!! Did you know that you could get heart disease from not practicing proper oral hygiene???
boydope420 8
This dentist is either a dick or a really funny guy
TunechiKing 7
God forbid your dentist makes a joke. Oh how your life must suck.
shemademedoit 20
don't do it!
Desi_D123 27
Really wish OP would post a follow up...
erriiinn 9
Maybe you should take care of your teeth at home
AliciaMeow 12
YDI for not taking care of your teeth. Disgusting, op.