Gee... Thanks
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
BracesSuck
United States
Do it again
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Anonymous
Kent, United States
Sensitive
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
Diana
Germany
Stiff upper lip
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
teef
Canada
Retainer blues
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
navyma
Korea Republic of
Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML
Bob
United States
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
dentistvictim
Norway
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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blueblu97 16
It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind
MrConcise 35
"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*
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Comments (48)
blueblu97 16
It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind
JMichael 26
Or them poking around with that sharp hook looking object making your gums bleed and telling you you should brush your teeth more often.
UC_jrmnts 15
I don't think the dentist meant blood. I think the dentist was getting at how bad OP's oral hygiene is...
ItsFeztho 13
Or maybe it's both, who knows
EverestMelting 23
Okay. Now let's be relevant here. What about the orthodontist..?
BigLatchZatch 14
Don't forget the part where they nag your ass to floss.
orbit 22
Op probably doesn't floss regularly like most people, so when the dentist flossed their teeth they started to bleed
MaddyLannister 8
Someone gift this guy a toothbrush.
schhichick 14
Umm maybe his roommate stole it?!
WhoopteDo 26
That was such a criminal thing to say!
Kyle1dc 17
I'm gonna butcher this pun... oh wait.
SideOfTheAngels 23
That's unnerving. Hope it wasn't major or painful.
snippit 18
That's so bloody mean!!
MrConcise 35
"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*
Welshite 40
Was there yellow police tape and evidence markers too? "That poor tooth went out in a bad way. Just look at that chalk outline."
lovelyvampire 16
call up criminal minds:) but seriously your teeth are very important! take care of them!!
granCanyon 12
It's the 21st century people...If you can afford a orthodontist I'm pretty sure you can afford a toothbrush and some toothpaste. i'm also pretty sure you can spare 2x 3minutes every day to brush your teeth.
Batmans_cat 14
You brush for 3 minutes!! I only brush for 2 minutes 56 seconds...
RedPillSucks 33
slacker
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I brush twice a day but I'm bad about flossing :( I try to, I just forget. I probably only floss once a week. The dentist never forgets to remind me, and promptly makes me bleed. *sigh*
schhichick 14
Well peoples roommates might steal their oral hygiene products
MrCareless 17
Not a good thing to hear when you're lying down and you can't do anything :/