Health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Dentist: Rotten

Rotten

By Tooth hurty - 08/08/2026 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 8 August 2026 20:03

"Then I'll stop flossing, since you don't care."

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Yudith 25

Saturday 8 August 2026 20:03

"Then I'll stop flossing, since you don't care."

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