Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
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Yudith 28
You're going to the dentist? Yay, dental exam! Your teeth will feel so smooth in your mouth! Your cavities (if you have any) will get fixed at last! You will stop bleeding from your gums! You will receive a gift bag with toothpaste and a toothbrush, and you can choose the color of the toothbrush! You might even receive free high-end dental floss! Hurray, you!
ladylex 5
News flash: Nobody’s teeth are perfectly white
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Yudith 28
You're going to the dentist? Yay, dental exam! Your teeth will feel so smooth in your mouth! Your cavities (if you have any) will get fixed at last! You will stop bleeding from your gums! You will receive a gift bag with toothpaste and a toothbrush, and you can choose the color of the toothbrush! You might even receive free high-end dental floss! Hurray, you!
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, at least now you know
JackWood 21
When you get there ask the dentist. It won't hurt.
RichardPencil 32
Well, now you are going for teeth whitening! Try to make sure your friend isn't in cahoots with the dentist.
ladylex 5
News flash: Nobody’s teeth are perfectly white
emmalou 19
Good for you, going to see the dentist Keep up the appointments After a good deep cleaning, get a whitening done. It was probably the nicest way a friend could say something