Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Drilling
Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Strike while the iron is hot
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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iTz_Yuo 0
doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled
PremierWu1 7
Irony at its finest
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Grin and bare it!
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
that's what he said
EmyB_fml 8
You need a new dentist.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Well then OP, don't make this dentist your new dentist and continue the search.
EvilPotato 15
Teeth care is very expensive OP not everyone can afford it, plus he has to be somewhat good after all he is s dentist, he's better than you.
Zomg_Okay 27
26 - If a patient has better teeth than a dentist, the dentist can't be very good because then that dentist doesn't take care of his or her own teeth.
EvilPotato 15
34 right and what I'm saying is that he might not be able to afford proper teeth care.
Damn_Hippster 11
At least he doesn't talk to you which he has tools in your mouth. That's the worse.
jakeisawake 3
All I'm saying is that this dentist is probably the best freaking dentist ever. He obviously cares more about his patients' teeth over his. He knows what being a dentist is all about.
fthislyfe 22
My aunt became a dentist when she was 24. Before that she didn't take care of her teeth so her teeth don't look really good. But after that, she took good care of it. Maybe that's the case.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
I would be soo embarrassed if my teeth were not perfect.
Geurge 3
Doesn't really matter what the dentists own teeth are like, they don't reflect his own dentist skills, I mean it's not like he's the one performing dentistry on himself. it's like that story, if there are 2 dentists is town, one has immaculate shiny White teeth, and the other dentist has terrible teeth, which one would you go to? the one with bad teeth because he had to go to the other dentist to get his teeth done.
RawrForYaoi 0
Time for a new dentist op.
LiveLaughFML 10
at least your dentist doesn't ask you how your summer went while drilling something into your mouth :3
tatababe 1
Oh sweet irony
stacianichole 2
My EX-dentist watched The View and discussed dog training methods while working on my teeth. Lovely.
ThatOneCanadian 0
i agree with 56.. its not like hes practicing his dentistry on himself... thats like saying that you got a new hairdresser, and his hair is worse than yours.. well, hes not cutting his own hair
jewfro311 0
How's he supposed to work on his own teeth?
False_Stupidity 42
36- If he can't afford to look after his own teeth, then he is pretty broke and is probably a bad dentist or he would have more money.
changesinme 0
Oh boy, he's gonna drill you hard all day long
thatguy888 0
You know how they say that the mechanic is always the one with the broken car? After being a dentist for other people all day why would he want to go to the dentist on his off days?
jazziness 12
Go to a different dentist.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
The Dentist have at least the experience of bad teeth.
DoubleDose 0
you should see HIS dentist's teeth.
Jaxx66 21
Mechanics cars arent always running properly. He can't work on his own teeth and they could be bad cause of genetics.
fatme2012 7
That doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's doing..
iTz_Yuo 0
doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled
Enslaved 38
Yeah, that just means your dentist doesn't have a good dentist. Lol but I can see the OP's concern, if he was good, he'd be able to communicate to the other dentist about what he needs done. **I feel the same way about going to my hairstylist.
rawrlily 0
Reminds me of the age-old puzzle. There are 2 hairdressers in town. One's hair is terribly mangled, while the other's is beautiful and nicely styled and cut. Which do you go to? A. The one with the mangled haircut. One can't cut his own hair, so he had to go to the other hairdresser....
Enslaved 38
That would seem like a cute joke however....hairdressers do style their own hair (but maybe not cut it) If they're going to give me tips on how to have that "just out of the salon look" on my own, they need to show that they can keep it up themselves. (:
ntherewas1 11
Every decent hairdresser I've ever had has horrible tie-died straw for hair. It's bizarre.
PremierWu1 7
Irony at its finest
MrSexyPants 14
More like ivory... Cuz elephant tusks are ivory...tusks...teeth... No relation? Okay.
Spinnmaster 1
I'd say just be glad that your dentist isn't honey-badger... Honey-badger don't care what your teeth look like, he just slaps the crap out of them.
oblivionsunrise 1
So? A good amount of dental problems can be genetic. It's not like you know him personally to know what the cause is...don't assume.
hondawonderboy 4
Oh you will be fine! Now if you said ortho... Then I'd be worried! Smile!
margapc 0
Then you shouldn't go to his dentist
Letter0 0
Tells you something about him
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
That sounds like my dentist.
krysxkatastrophe 14
That's because he can't work on himself.