Today, I’ve been getting sexy messages from an unknown number. First I told her to stop multiple times, then I blocked her. I can only assume that she changed her number and managed to find me and message me again. My girlfriend saw the messages and told me flatly “It’s over.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I received a text message from an unknown man. Apparently, after I proposed last week, she broke things off with him. I thought this affair message was a joke until he proved it by sending me photos of them together. She had told him that she was going to leave me for him, unless "I made up my mind." FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Madrias 36
Plot twist: it was your girlfriend all along, wanting a concrete excuse to break up with you.
RinoaHeartilly 36
What are the chances it was your girlfriend making an excuse to get out?
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Madrias 36
Plot twist: it was your girlfriend all along, wanting a concrete excuse to break up with you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Would not be surprised in the slightest if that was the case. But if it wasn't her, why didn't she see OP's responses turning the stalker chick down?
WeirdUS 30
More than likely didn’t even bother to check saw the message that was sent to them but didn’t check the response. For some just the fact that someone is messaging them that stuff is a red flag onto it self. Think about it from a girlfriend’s point of you some unknown number is all of a sudden sending texts like that sounds weird.
ravensarepurple 10
If i saw messages like this on my boyfriends phone, i would be checking to see responses. Jusy because he received them doesnt make hom guilty. His response is what determines if I end the relationship or not. I honestly think it was her or one of her friends doing it so she could end it and not be the bad guy. Hope OP kept all messages and can show he wasnt in the wrong
Sinshine 28
You mean those messages that get replied to with things like "who are you?" and "leave me alone"? No, anyone who breaks up over this is either staging it or not worth the effort.
alycion 39
It has to be her spoofing her number. Or people she knows doing it for her. If not, some friend is playing a bad practical joke on op.
RinoaHeartilly 36
What are the chances it was your girlfriend making an excuse to get out?
tounces7 28
99.99%.
dcharold 11
Dude. It was your girlfriend.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So, is she taking Trunks and Bulla with her?
jbuckets_404 39
OP, WOW! Your gf certainly isn't a very trusting person. :-( Perhaps it's a good thing to have learned now rather than later. Good luck! :-)
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Legit actually sounds like it was your girlfriend....
onceuponatime456 16
I am thinking your ex set you up because she wanted to break up and was too much of a b*tch coward to do it without making it "your fault"!
Ksweety_fml 27
Seem like a set up.
GUYMAINE 16
it was probably your girl or a friend of hers. Sneaky sneaky
darkshadus 10
If the messages stopped after she broke up with you then she was the one sending them so she would have an excuse to dump you