TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TractorUWG
United States
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Anonymous
Okayama, Japan
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Hesjustapuppy
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
duncanisgey
Canada
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Anonymous
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Chihuahuanope
Lincoln, United States
An Expensive Snack
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Scarlet
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Alyce
Lewistown, United States
Bunch of bankers, the lot of them
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
Top comments
myxcure 2
Why'd you leave it where he could get it?
MrsLender_fml 3
The check cost $2000?! How much was it for?
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MrsLender_fml 3
The check cost $2000?! How much was it for?
Daerauko 0
*slap*
ilovewolves 0
hahahaha u fail at life
MrsLender_fml 3
And you fail to notice sarcasm (:
andres19 0
fails all around
samh444 0
your sarcasm is being used poorly
Thanatos1206 0
Don't worry MrsLender, I appreciate the sarcasm here. These people are just too dense.
smartdumbass 0
if people can't see this was sarcasm that's really sad
sarah48_fml 0
^ I'm pretty sure we all see the sarcasm, it was just lame
Tcaret300 12
oooooohhhh I see what you did there
insanesna1l 0
i found it amusing mrslender and i am awesome, so really that is all that matters
Anton317 4
now you can start making your dog puke :)
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
you're ******* stupid.
3Chris28 0
Total blonde moment. Glad you're being _sarcastic_, though.
MrsLender_fml 3
Teeehehee this is amusing :D
dolphincheddar 10
mrslender I admire your abilty to troll and piss off random stupid people. *High five*
MrsLender_fml 3
Lol ! MrsTrolLender . I actually didn't mean to troll, just wrote a stupid comment and people went crazy yo!
woosah 16
I want to say that's rude but you spelt "you're" right... so I'm guy going to leave it.
woosah 16
aw man it's says "guy" instead of "going" also I was referring to the guy who thinks Miley Cyrus is hot
deliciouscake 3
people cry about useless first comments, and they cry about witty ones. good job #1.
dolphincheddar 10
it's still entertaining
deerescu 1
spelt? SPELLED
kay2kay 1
You just inspired a nationwide facepalm lol I love sarcasm:)
insanesna1l 0
spelt is also correct.
J_rockk10 3
*epic facepalm*
lv8898 0
53, you are an idiot. having pets can be very rewarding for humans
Deathstrike_fml 1
why would you reply to 53 on the first post, rather than replying to 53....
KelpGelp 1
.....You're a Dumbass please don't reproduce. You'll be doing the world a favor
ryanpetersen3 2
stupid, it was worth $2000
myxcure 2
Why'd you leave it where he could get it?
khaya 9
right next to the spilled dog food.
ohSNAPyall 27
Oh, get off your high horse.
kaylanicole1255 1
This is why 53's parents should have gotten a dog instead of procreating him/her! :p
PrinceFroggy 0
lol YDI for having a dog that eats paper.
Tuesdays76 0
53, You are missing out on a LOT by hating Pet's and animals.
NagatoPain 4
wow that sux! FYL
DarkHelmet 10
Love the name too! Naruto is my shit!
VoLcOm12345 0
baha
enonymous 9
Don't write checks his ass can't cash
bab_chik25 1
cha-ching!!!
misfitSuperStar 0
oh..it's gonna cash it all right!! lol
k3l05 0
lmao!!!
W0 0
Haha the typical My dog ate it :P
SeaChicken 0
Yeah afterwards he went for the homework.
funkthat26 2
Its for this kind of shit that I don't own a pet lmao
jlentriken 8
yeah it didn't work at school I font think it will work with the bank :p unlucky though mate
staceysgenesis16 0
well i dont think you should have left it sumwhere you know ur dog could have gotten , you should keep something that important on you at all times haha just saying
caramels55 6
agreed
lucas755 1
Who the hell carries a check with them? especially a $2000 check, probably the specially-issued, larger ones. While we're at it, let's bring all the jewelry, too.
staceysgenesis16 0
well wat i meant 90 was they should of kept the check if they werent going to have the check for a long period of time .. im assuming this person has a safe place for all of their valuable items
versace_chick 0
Your comment : dang that sucks. well now all u gotta do is wait an hour and you'll get it back. lol
tylerjs12 0
ur fault u left it out dont blame the dog
Tuesdays76 0
Ha lost it all on hookers and Gambling, That's why he is blaming the dog.
flotar 0
whoever wrote that check, can issue a new one if you explain what happened. still ydi, why would you let your dog cash it?!? lol
dethmagnetic1 0
Sir what happened to the check? Uh my dog ate it *click*
cindayy77 0
:o that sucks
robertlovespi 3
YOU DON'T SAY?