Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
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Top comments
Kamicase 0
Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )
dvb77 0
Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up
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dvb77 0
Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up
hobojo11 0
give a new meaning to f my llife get it he they saw them self getting fd into life
JenDanielle917 13
Get it he they saw them self? Do you know how to use proper English?
FMLsAreAwesome 0
I wonder why he would watch long enough to actually see his conception...O_O
caz4387 4
bow chicka wow wow
Shadic 0
Oh joy. At least you haven't had to see your birth?
pedosmurf 7
Now you know ur not adopted so smile
jfool 0
the miracle of life.
Niz_DD 14
... in the making "
Kamicase 0
Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )
Hogan728 0
That is true, but still it is gross seeing your mom and dad having sex.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
But if they never had sex you wouldnt be here now would you
metomentodo 0
haha that's awesome!
TJolliff 0
Why would you be watching your parents home movies? You know "home movies" equals amateur ****.
bms1996 12
all of my home movies consist of me as a kid so idk what you're talking about
ndvorsky 4
Cp
Link5794 18
Your parents are sick, 172.
tweets 0
lol #2 is right. the birth is MUCH worse.
jenn03 0
LMAO oh that sucks
tiger69 0
wouldn't you notice the label before you put it in. and think to how you were conceived around that time?
Lou_Briccant 0
Yeah #2 is on the button. I don't really understand why people videotape giving birth. I understand that it's the beginning of life, but really, how many people want to see a bloody baby crawl out of some lady's swollen ******?