Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Cali 57
My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!
Welshite 40
That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?
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Comments (23)
Cali 57
My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!
utrax 23
Nothing's like celebrating Christmas by watching your parents' self-made porno.
Welshite 40
That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Halloween came early for you.
moocowmilk0 19
merry Christmas
Eivana 37
The idea was good, but I would never in my life just go into my parents room and collect their tapes.
chosha_fml 27
Exactly. Should have asked to borrow the tapes in order to watch them and then OP would only have gotten the right ones. Hopefully. :)
RichardPencil 32
And to whom are you giving that as a Christmas gift? The Internet, perhaps?
CGPainting 0
When snooping in someone's house without their permission (regardless of good or bad intentions), you cannot get mad at what you find.
mazor 22
Ross? Monica? Is that you?
Waxman_ 6
convert that too!