Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
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Top comments
Kamicase 0
Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )
dvb77 0
Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up
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throwing_bricks 0
that's crazy, you could've seen yourself 20 years ago, as a bunch of white mush
llSgtScopell 0
Memories for your parents eh? The day their baby boy was made? Hahahaha
NatsaPanda 0
#22 I digress. It would make more sense if he were 20. The most popular time for vacations, particularly to hot tropical destinations, is late January to mid February. Meaning you'd be born in 1989 as well - in the fall. It's most probably their 19. Anyway. At the very very eldest they're 20. The very youngest 18
neonoodle 0
#32: lol at your comment, but doubtful unless the camera went up his mom's fallopian tubes.
throwing_bricks 0
but it's fun to imagine. haha
deeprest47 0
really gross but still kinda cool, not many people get the chance to see the time they were conceived
madame_malfoy 4
*twitch*...i feel for you...fortunatly i will never have that problem...to avoid my asking questions my dad told me when i was a little girl that they bought me from the Eatons' Center before it went bankrupt and i was standing in some loony pose...I'm still going with that...I was not concived I was bought...18 and a half years ago...
dwights 0
*movie trailer guy voice* "In a world when time began a young guy or girl put in a tape... This was no ordinary tape, but one that the gods have banished to the seventh circle of Hell No poor mortal were to lay their eyes on it but one day *black screen and heart beat sound* *bright light* it was found. *dramatics music* Coming soon to a theater near you
Mikeymikey 4
it is kinda awesome.. even if gross.... lol.. at least u have vids of u from the start!!! rofl.. but yea yr life is ******!!
inlimbo11 0
#13... kill yourself. Seriously.