Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
WTF Mom?
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
verycre8tive
Romania
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley Springs, United States
TMI, mom
Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML
Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Top comments
kamikrazy 6
Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
BugsBunny1 4
And I was born because my parents had sex.
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Comments (99)
Zero22120 12
Ouch!
fatgirllovesfml 0
why would someone tell you that, NOW? agh people suck sometimes!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
I bet that was the noise made when OP was born. *Tick TaC* Congrats! It's a boy!
nswan 5
at least you have an "L" to "F" lol
HubertPL 0
how do you confuse a birth control pill with a tic tac?
Sirin_fml 47
I think people are missing the actual FML. The OP is a fool for believing her mother's old joke, and we should be laughing at OP's stupidity right now.
urdirtyolduncle 15
*laughs at OP*
saaaalt 4
ha I didint know birth control pills came in a mint flavor...
bbucaro98 0
how do u know it was mint?
YouDaIdiot 4
haha 71 win
borichick1 0
exactly I think this is fake just because birth control pills don't look or taste like tic tacs. :/
sterlingarcher 1
haha *laughs at op*.. :)
saaaalt 4
I didn't know I had to read every post before commenting -.- *laughs at your idiocy* 76 - It was a joke. ha ha.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
it's not like girls chew on their contraceptive pill do they? they just swallow it don't they? so how could she have known...
fmlwmty 0
well hey I was born because my dad bought my mom a diamond bracelet (it wasn't even real and they weren't married)
BugsBunny1 4
And I was born because my parents had sex.
saaaalt 4
I didn't know I had to read every post before commenting -.- *laughs at your idiocy* 76- it was a joke. ha ha.
GloriousWhorious 6
You should thank them! Otherwise, you wouldn't be alive. "Thank you sir, for screwing with my mommy's medication."
ieatcats 0
owned
ceinaworus 0
I suggest taking a break with some mentos.
Mothafcknkia_fml 0
Hahahah oh shitt!! Y:
brknankls 5
shiity buzz
kamikrazy 6
Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
fleh 0
funny as he'll but at least you smell fresh
Ritaa_fml 4
^ I understand omitting apostrophes because you're lazy, but how does that even happen?
MuchDance90s 0
iPhone auto correct
vyktor_fml 0
Autocorrect.
BaskenRobin 2
I hate iPhone autocorrect because sometimes it doesn't correct it until you hit send
rattusrattus 19
I once did the wrong version of your/you're. I used You're instead of Your. Apparently I'm unique.
flamegrilled123 3
man that sucks
andrewzzz 0
at least she had fresh breath
BugsBunny1 4
that's where OP's little brother comes in...
evanmiester 4
haha 5th
indistructo 3
maybe ur dad wanted a baby so he did it...