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Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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J0HNYR0773N 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:52

LMFAO!!!!!!

stormgirl88 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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kagome3124 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:29

do the math, its '09 and she's born in '89 20 is definitely old enough to watch **** and what does age have to do with anything??

timnew1108 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:13

yea dude there 20 by now

rickoslyder 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:31

You my friend clearly failed maths.

uh_oh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:53

A sick little part of me thinks that's kind of awesome. Hahaha

Guch 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:53

hed be 20 or 19

Sir_Naff 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:54

I love you, #6. =D

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:57

Now you can say you saw the "making of"

pink64_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:58

really #13? mental math he's 20

no_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:59

happy 20th! :)

shadydogman 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:59

Share it on redtube

shadydogman 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:02

and LMAO #18 Im backing you up

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