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Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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pwnrzero 0

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

atvarela 0

so? i was concieved in a gay bar.

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papertigers_fml 0

that's romantic.

voodootrucker 0

who was in jail mom or dad,what position did they use,are there pictures

whataloadofbull 0

2nd.

Arnie_fml 0

Gee, wow, you guessed your post number. Would you like a cookie to celebrate your significant achievement?

conartist66 0

soooo... wut? stuff like thats why they hav abortion

spiffles 0

Uh, what? Are you functionally retarded?

bugmenotmofo 34

#44: They should have aborted you. Learn to spell. Learn correct grammar. Stop making the world a dumber place. Also, you can't just be like, "Whoops, a child. Lets get an abortion." Maybe they wanted to have a kid.

radicalxxrachel 0

you are a dumbass, that's all.

cuteaimee06 0

So?

UpYourself 0

Yea I'm gunna chuck this FML into the, who cares category

marrajane 0

I was actually going to comment just one word..."So?", but that's already been taken, so now, I still only have one word..."Ditto!"

aero_fml 0

Wrong one... Comment reply fail

saimaali 0

Now THAT'S a story for your next generation.

alex_rose_x 0

what's a conjugal visit

darkheadlights 4

You're ON the INTERNET. Use Google.

goddamme 0

I'm gonna listen to my instincts, and search this one up in Incognito Mode. o_O

millyXD 0

Google Chrome FTW!

redbluegreen 41

Google Chrome! :3

aero_fml 0

All your base are belong to Google Chrome

eatmewhileimhot2_fml 0

that stands for wut?

Kylias 6

Google it and find out.

pwnrzero 0

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

to JFGI- Hello you MLIA reader you? :)

quarty165 0

thank you pwnrzero. I did look it up, and the definition only says "having to do with marriage," in which case i should think the op rather lucky.

jclishman 3

lol, chrome?

noncom 12

It's where a boyfriend and a girlfriend if one of them is in jail, can have sex.

ThePieGuy0817 29

"Chromium Revolution." That term sounds like an epic series of battles. I might use a variation of it in a novel I'm writing. Thanks.

blastvortex 4

Haha. How is this supposed to be an FML? It's not like you were a rape victim conception or something. Give me a break...

LeverPuller 5

Ahaha. In before the flood of "WHAT'S THAT WORD MEAN?" e_e

Muffinish 0

If I'm not mistaken, it's when an inmate is allowed to get nookie with a visitor (presumably girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband).

atvarela 0

so? i was concieved in a gay bar.

Belief_fml 0

Lol. Awesome.

possumisawesome 0

I was conceived in Whistler. If you don't count that... time, then I've never been to Whistler.

8trickster8 0

Do all your parents tell you where they conceived you? That doesn't sound like a fun conversation.

boatkicker 5

You are correct. It is not a fun conversation. I was conceive in celebration of my father winning $200 at a wrestling match. The first nad only time he ever cared to see wrestling. I once even knew the exact date, but I have blocked that out.

hobosaresexy 0

sexy. I was conceived in a van after a grateful dead concert. (dead head hippie parents)

chelzy 0

wow. they were stoned shitless. right?

Alejandra760 0

My parents didn't have sex to have me... the stork dropped me of...I cant imagine my parents having sex...thats just wrong& nasty in so many levels......

turtleomnom 0

hahaha, I was an ivf baby, so I can pretend my parents have never done that stuff, lol.

noncom 12

So I was conceived in a doctor's office... by artificial insemination.

noncom 12

#12 Wait how were you conceived in a Gay Bar? That does not make any sense. Is that even possible?

Dogbite1313 5

Straight people do go to gay bars. I have been many times, ways for a girls night out at bar without getting hit on by drunks.

sasyquin 13

i was in the back of a pickup truck my mother was supposed to pick up her brother at the arcade lol

live_2_eat 5

Oh dear, poor you :p You have my sympathies...