Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
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Top comments
Kamicase 0
Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )
dvb77 0
Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up
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Comments (198)
royrese 0
"around that time"??? how do you not know when your own conception is.
RockerFellow56 0
LOLO THAT IS SO FUNNY
StellaLunaLu 0
...why were your parents video taping it? they should know that that just leads to trouble...
kellster 2
Why were you snooping through your parents' stuff in the first place? And how did you not think that "home movie" = "self-filmed ****"? Serves you right!
texmas 0
For everyone who's bitching about them being immature, YOU get over it. You want to watch YOUR parents having sex? If you do, you have problems.
BeeHappy_fml 0
thank you!!!
LadyCianne 0
Sex is natural so you might as well stop complaining bout him seeing his parents have sex, but still, would you REALLY want to watch your own parents ? It's just creepy. Anyways, sucks to be you, but don't feel sorry. I walked in on mine. Even worse.
wackymd 0
Hahaha congrats roomie that shit is funnier than hell itself!!! Hope you got a kick outta that one!
theshawn_fml 0
EPIC!
Yewb 0
That's awesome. If I was going to watch any session of my parents having sex (which I'm not) then I'd want it to be my own conception.
Thow_it_up 0
That's kinda neat...in an odd sort of way. I agree with 102