Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
Tolarie 13
I'm guessing that OP and her father don't see each other often if she just found out who her father was dating? So maybe there will be less awkward dinners than we think! Although, that still leaves awkward holidays and family reunions. But of course, that's going to be after the awkward wedding...
loveashlley 6
I hope you guys at least ended on a good note..
thewife5 19
I don't see the big deal.. Since their engaged, and you just found out, I'm assuming you don't live very near or you are away at college. The worst part will be the wedding week.. Then you can go home again:)
OneLessScarecrow 6
Oh snap! D:
Reaper1984 13
thats jus wrong on a lot of levels
lowshadows 21
look at it this way. if it didn't work out for you it won't for your dad so the problem will fix itself.
loveashlley 6
How do you figure?
lowshadows 21
cuz I'm Batman.
skinny_treats 6
that some gossip girl sh*t right there
ambitiousnygrl 17
That's one messed up love triangle! Like something off of TV. Though, as hard as it's going to be, you and your ex are going to have to put your past behind you for the sake of your parents.
eliotar 6
Wait, so now your ex boyfriend is your step-brother... FYL
dwtool788 6
Good thing he is your ex or you would be dating your step sister!