Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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xlord 27
He enjoys the idea of guys jerking off to pictures of him?
saIty 17
There is a girl in yoga pants website?!? Time for uh.. Research...
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Comments (117)
braja3249 4
Dafuq did I just read ..
xlord 27
He enjoys the idea of guys jerking off to pictures of him?
CCSA 12
New resume item: Owner, 1-million-views sexy butt.
DocBastard 40
Really? Is that what passes for **** these days? What happened to, oh I don't know, ****? I miss the days when this stuff was simple.
xlord 27
I'm with you Doc. Bring on cavepainting sex!!!!!!
taylorgangg 9
He probably just wants to see how many guys are actually gonna think he's a chick and laugh at how dumb they are secretly knowing he's a guy...it's like an evil prank lol
XxDevilxXGt 26
**** is still around, but these yoga pants sites, this.... IS WHERE IT'S AT!! Just kidding, this is pretty lame. At first I thought the fml read "I caught my boyfriend wearing my thong" because of how many times that has appeared on here. I think that might be a bigger issue. Hehe
EvilUndead 9
32 in case nobody has told you that before... if you like something, you don't have to ********** to it. Some people like girls in yoga pants. Some people like videos of girls blowing up balloons. Some people like redheads. But that's not necessarily a "fap material".
lilhellian 27
One does not simply watch videos of girls and not fap to it..
Erzebet_fml 7
#32- Are you a girl? Cuz that's something a girl would say. A guy would know perfectly well that men don't look at pix and vids of things than sexually stimulate them and not fap.
Erzebet_fml 7
#58, not #32. Too early in the morning lol.
evilplatypus 39
66 ~ Yep, because every guy is exactly the same and completely incapable of exercising basic self control ~
LolFMLnot 10
My boyfriend did the same thing. I was the one who took the picture then we were laughing at the guys who thought it was "hot".
FurryPride 9
IT'S A TRAP
bomzo 22
Star wars reference? Lol
rawrriri 8
And this makes me wonder how many people actually do that..
TheRandomIndian 17
Well probably half the guys that read this FML will start doing it
howdeedoo 22
I don't think so 21
buddy51 23
2/3
Crown_Me 5
lol
saIty 17
There is a girl in yoga pants website?!? Time for uh.. Research...
DudeEvil 22
Bad idea; you might end up jerking off to guys in yoga pants. ;P
Mister_Triangle 21
There are pictures on the Internet!?
mybluedream 8
You have Internet?
infaith 5
what is this Internet you speak of?
howdeedoo 22
The thing you use to get on FML
Whaaaaaat734 6
55- Right over your head...
Trai 6
Well, how did he look?
U_GotitDude 18
Manly
_wraith 15
Likely better than some ladies who sport yoga pants.
SerpentBoy 8
Was he wearing your yoga pants..?This seems so unusual, I can usually justify the dumb shit guys do. Not today..
capslockisgood 19
The justification is right there in the FML.
Kidkaplan 19
Dont tell me u never... nevermind
ee13lbp 4
Never what..? Wear yoga pants?
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Seems like he may enjoy playing "dress up and act like the opposite sex"... Any way to relate this to Freudian studies and theories, anyone?
Mister_Triangle 21
Nope. Sometimes a cigar in yoga pants is just a cigar in yoga pants.
aj94w 4
Well if there's anyone who can take the humor out of an FML, it's Freud. So, lets not bring him into it.
kaylannixon 5
I'm sure half of these people don't know who Freud is, you have to learn to keep intelligence away from some places.
tj5810 21
87- Seriously? I'm positive there's many people in the FML community with more intelligence than you give them credit for.
Catkam623 27
Isn't Freud someone who wrote a book on psychology? I'm sorry I've heard the name from my parents, they're psychologists that's the connection I made
Enslaved 38
Hey, I watched that Tommy Lee/ Pam Anderson sex tape and even he tucked and hid that monster! (after he honked the boat horn, of course) Very shocking but I heard lots of guys do it.
Sputnikspak 13
My partner has done it while nude in bed before, because it creeps me out. Men are weird sometimes.
Enslaved 38
Mine does it too. I told him if he continues, I just might turn into a lesbian. Yeah, he still does it. :P
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming "honking the boat horn" means boinking Pamela Anderson, right?
fmladdict82 1
He honked the boat horn with his junk.. Literally.. Lol
Nekogami 14
Ha! You use the word boinking as well?? I have new found intrigue and respect for you Doc.
aliyourpally 12
After he posts that picture he should wait a few days then post another where he turns around and shows his face. All the guys that jacked off to that one will get a nice surprise;D
Mf2307 15
would love to see there faces