Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
MikaykayUnicorn 36
It'd be worse if he was still your boyfriend .... dating your stepbrother is a no.
tyra8972 8
Guess there is no need to introduce you to your new step brother
mikotomisaki 16
So your ex-boyfriend is likely to be your new step brother.
urbanbigfoot 20
that is awkward.
urbanbigfoot 20
sad day
urbanbigfoot 20
Extreme Exbf Exclamaitions.
shannon2348 14
your dad's happy. And obviously he's been dating her for awhile. I'm assuming that since you didn't know that then maybe you dont live with your dad. even more reason for you to let it go