Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
beehardxcore 26
Well, at least you're already past the "getting to know you" stage with your future step-family... But wow, fyl OP.
ICastillo 25
Whoa well the awkward moment when you and your step brother know you've had sex and how you both look naked...
Enslaved 38
Guess which groomsmen they're planning for you to walk down the aisle with? (:
ICastillo 25
Well OP you know what they say the family that sleeps together stays together...
Enslaved 38
Plays together/sleeps together Potato/potahto
ICastillo 25
Tomatoe/Tomato
Catkam623 27
Veggietable, vegetable.
FayBerry88 11
It's not uncommon. If they're both single adults with children old enough to date then their dating options are probably limited. Also, they're probably around the same age with similar life choices. Be happy that your dad is happy and put up with ex/stepbrother. It's not like you'll be under the same roof forever.
emilyjgraham 34
This may be true but all the events running up to and maybe after the wedding can seriously be awkward. Imagine OP having to tell her friends that her new step brother is someone shared intimacy with! A tad bit weird to me!
jmcgee17 20
Better get one last hooray in before they become step siblings!!!
stargirl_95 24
Wait, why have so many people clicked "you deserve it"? How does she deserve this?
lilhellian 27
Must resist being a troll.. AGHHHH. YDI for not knowing. YDI for fornication.. YDI because I want the badge... YDI simply because I clicked YDI...
Ani28 10
...YDon'tDI but I tapped YDI accidentally and now I can't take it back?
luffy2012_fml 10
maybe its a sign ;-)
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Why are there so many YDIs? That's a serious FYL. So sorry OP, I hope you're on good terms with her and your ex/future step brother.
perdix 31
How does it feel to have committed retroactive incest? Good thing you didn't have kids with your brother, they'd be total mutants!!** **I'm being facetious. Of course, I know they are not biological siblings, but I want to see who is on their toes.
lilhellian 27
I'm not on my toes.. I read total as teenage somehow... I was like how does TMNT fit here?
Satoaoi 13
Gross and wow small world is all I can say