Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
ViviMage 40
So your ex bf is gonna be your stepbrother? .....retroactive incest!
Melly32 6
Cringe!!!
GripItRight 10
Well if they marry we want to know if you ever did you step-brother?
slushyslime 7
Atleast shes not your ex boyfriends sister or worse your friend from high school
laneka98 6
out of every person in the world he just had to choose her...
spoondawg23 3
This is totally happening to me right now so I know exactly how you feel
twiztedone 19
At least it's your ex's mother and not your ex!
RachelLovedOnce 5
That sucks lol. I hope that u dumped her and looking for someone better
taltamir 6
Why does the op thing a bad thing happened to her?
Bludmagnus 13
Wow. All I have to say is... if he was a dick.. his mom should know about now... and so should your dad.. because he had to have gotten it from somewhere...