Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Looks like Christmas is gonna be awkward :)
charvisioku 22
Thank god he's your ex and not your current boyfriend.
DanielleinDC 34
Actually, #41, if they were still together or even married, it would make the holidays a bit easier--one less family to worry about having to visit. But your ex-boyfriend's mom? Hoo-boy, isn't that going to be awkward!
lininnes 6
let's hope OP's EX will not move in with his mom...
Sputnikspak 13
At least this means you'll be step-children and won't have to date. Unless you go for the Cruel Intentions kind of nonsense. Time to start avoiding family functions, or at least start drinking heavily before them. When I was seventeen (legal age is eighteen here, it's Quebec, basically a suggestion - people drink wine with dinner when they're like eight), my aunt handed me a coke bottle that was half rum, we were on the way to visit my grandmother. 'You'll need this', she said. My grandmother has a habit of calling me fat (I'm not the skinniest person, but I'm certainly not 'fat' - I have a large bust and hips), insisting my hair is dyed red (it's black) and that dyeing your hair red means you're a hooker. She also likes to disparage my profession (illustration and graphic design), because by now I should be married and popping out babies because that's a woman's job (I'm infertile, and didn't want kids anyway), and I'm letting my partner violate me with premarital sex (uh, I initiated our first time, and our relationship was built on a friends-with-benefits beginning - we've been together 8 years). My grandmother is what we like to call batshit crazypants.
naya_bingi 11
You could've just posted all that in the "About Me" portion of your profile, you know...
KatjaM 15
There are professionals who provide help for those issues..
BrotherTheo 31
It's utterly amazing what folks feel they can get away with saying because they are related eh?
looney_mc 4
Lol that's why your parents got married they both love ****
hiandrews69 29
Key her car. I'm from the hood. That's grounds.
maxman13524 13
Better that your current boyfriend's mom
BigL99 20
Well that will make an interesting show... not!
StanSmith2013 26
That sounds like some Jerry Springer shit!
DocBastard 40
I honestly don't understand why this is such a big problem. This sounds like a perfect way to get back together with him, and the convenience of having your boyfriend living with you is perfect! We've all seen 1000 FMLs about people's parents walking in on them having sex, so I'll expect that one from you in a few weeks.
tj5810 21
He'd be her step-brother then... Yikes. Sleeping with a step-brother is a whole other FML, one that I'm not especially keen to.