Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
softlikesunset 15
That's so unbelievably awkward. I'm sorry, OP.
EsotericBrent 29
Have fun living together... At least if you get bored you're not blood-related, there's a few options there. Although I wonder what would happen if your "parents" caught you two... Can't really send one of you home if you're already there ^.^
doglover100 29
Awkward.....
SystemofaBlink41 27
Umm... What?
fudgeimout 2
Did you ever get your Sonicare toothbrush back?
Special_Psycho 8
Awkward. That's like your ex-girlfriend dating your uncle who's around the same age as you, but worse.
kms1777 6
Aca-awkward!
tj5810 21
Well at least now you can fight with your ex-boyfriend like brothers and sisters do.
DrShrug 3
You could really burn ur dad and ur ex if you slept with her.
bmgt 4
That's great! You already know her and won't have a new bday and shit to have to learn/remember.