Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
anniemeece 23
Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!
DocBastard 40
Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?
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Comments (134)
WorstLifeFML 3
"Man child of husband" lmao
Sitting_Ducki 8
Lol well at least she can compare it to your dads now lol
walkwithalimp 6
she ready for take off
Pinkfun69 4
Ya got to luv a man with a since if humor. Hope she manages something to paddy of tonight. xo
Axel5238 29
I'm wondering why if he knew your mom was there why he'd do something that stupid. Stuff like this might be funny once in a while, but as with most jokes if it's constant it isn't funny it's stupid. I used to work with a bunch of 40 year olds at a hospital who all had the sense of humor of 15 year olds. Nice guys, intelligent (normally) but after working with them for 40 hours a week I wanted to smack the shit out of them. Most people that find this stuff hilarious don't understand that jokes can be done to the point they aren't funny hell look at the internet memes. I love silly humor, and dumb stuff but in small doses.
neystah 3
Gosh that reminds me of something my partner would do
villain1987 1
So epic
Caprica323 5
This seriously had me laughing out loud. He's lucky she didn't slam the door mid-swing.
AutumnReflection 7
It seems as if some men don't grow up, they just age.
mikey38654 3
What I want to know is why mom opened the door. Who wants to see her sitting on the toilet?