Losing
Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me a liar and untrustworthy. Why? Yesterday I went home to grieve, after finding out my father figure is in hospice, but because he's just in hospice and not actually dead yet, that somehow means I lied about his death to get a day off work. What? FML
Today, I got written up and may be placed under suspension due to my recent five consecutive day unscheduled absence. When I told them I was on bereavement leave, they still wouldn't accept my excuse, because it's still considered as "unscheduled." FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
Your boss is an insensitive asshole
NeatNit 33
Just show him their death certificates, that'll shut him up. I'm sorry for your loss. All of them.
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purebliss_fml 19
Your boss is an insensitive asshole
vencku 13
On the other hand, it is fairly uncommon to have people from one family die within weeks of each other (unless their deaths are related). I can understand why his boss thought his leg was being pulled. He could have looked into it first before making accusations, but his doubt is not that odd.
purebliss_fml 19
True but he shouldn't conclude that he's lying and then suspend him. Hence why he's an insensitive asshole. If he were a bit more compassionate he'd ask for some proof, like death certificate or confirmation from a close relative. Most people aren't morbid enough to lie about a death in the family just to have the day off, he could have just given him the benefit of the doubt..
Gingerette 8
I have actually had the same eventuality. My cousin, an aunt, and another distant cousin all died within the same two week period, and each death was unrelated. Stranger things have happened.
Peachy2392 26
Actually there are people out there morbid enough to lie about a death or serious illness to get off work/school. Usually an aunt or grandparent are the ones who have the illness or die in those situations. Anyway, its not right that your boss did that, OP. If he thought you were lying, there are other ways to handle it rather than suspend you. Sorry for your loss.
8313girl 28
But all this could have been proved with obituaries and the funeral programs. I think the boss is an insensitive asshole. Sorry for your many losses OP & I pray you find a better job with a more caring boss.
purebliss_fml 19
I've also realised now that OP is a female... I did say he and him. Sorry OP! And so sorry for your losses.
Sports_guy3 28
OP's boss could have won the lottery. He'd think that everybody's that lucky.
perdix 31
He's probably scared that you might be a serial killer.
kozzard 17
would you want to piss off someone you thought was a serial killer though? it seems counter-productive to living long and prospering
perdix 31
#18, a valid point, indeed, but would you want to be working side-by-side with someone who has already murdered three people this month? My suggestion gives the OP the motive to murder the boss, but yours gives him the opportunity. Either course has its pitfall.
ReignInBlood 11
Aaaand it turned into a discussion about murder.
NeatNit 33
Just show him their death certificates, that'll shut him up. I'm sorry for your loss. All of them.
Kamon97 23
Then sue the bastard.
isallwaysme 27
sue him for what exactly
Gho5tk3y 17
Lost time compensation and emotional distress
Kamon97 23
Wrongful suspension. You people need to read more... And FML doesn't count...
edanielleh 21
@46 The answer to every wrong is not to sue. If op gets the job back and any record is erased from op's file, then why sue?
HJKM_fml 19
As long as you can show proof they should undo the suspension. If your boss is still acting like a Dill hole after that, then go to HR with your proof. Also, I'm sorry for your losses.
amypr 20
Because of possible lost wages. OP has had a rough enough time, she shouldn't have to deal with days/weeks without compensation as well. Unsure if it's suspension with or without pay though, obviously. Sorry for your losses OP.
Scynistr 20
I agree.. And if you couldn't make a bill because you were suspended.. Sue them for damages.
jarockstar27 10
And after showing the death certificates ask not only for the wages missed during the suspension but extra as well!!! Jerk...
Cass_x 22
my granddad
Kamon97 23
#4 what does that have to do with anything?
ThatPlankton 15
Matt Damon.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Maaaaaaatt Daaaaaamon. EPIC
zelreth 6
Report him. Also sorry for your losses OP.
Trickiest_K 9
That is so beyond unfair :(
Zebediabolical 45
Bring in the three death certificates and show them to HIS boss.
Mynamewontfi 40
How insensitive of him. Sorry for your losses OP, maybe try to prove to him that you weren't lying.
doctorpepper 4
Thats insensitive, maybe you don't need to work for a guy like that. No need to prove to him, just walk away.
ohnowhyme123 15
what an ass