Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
anniemeece 23
Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!
DocBastard 40
Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?
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Comments (134)
arronaut 0
I think this is one of those moments where the crime is its own punishment.
Memen88 16
Men, they do stupid stuff sorry OP
splitintwo 6
Thats like the least attractive thing to do with a dick
monomiscuous 8
hahahah
Laidbackmofo 13
There's not much left to see in the world after seeing your parents in a swinger orgy. You poor soul.
1nfamous115 1
You know what they say. "To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick" He was just trying to make a good impression
BDA_fml 5
Knock Knock, Who's there? Whoops, not who I thought!
MaySFML 4
Bet she got a stroke?
glitterkuro 18
Eh, some people are being a bit harsh on the husband. Assuming that he didn't know the mother-in-law was in the house at all, in which case he deserves it! But couples can be silly with each other on occasion. I wouldn't say that occasionally waving your dick around makes you too immature to be married. If I had a dick I'd probably do the same. (If it was something he did several times a day, despite knowing it was obnoxious, that's a different matter)
how_to_implode 17
My boyfriend is trying to figure out how to do the helicopter. It's not easy.