Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
anniemeece 23
Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!
DocBastard 40
Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?
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Comments (134)
xMnky 8
"It thickens like my gravy"
Clippers_32 1
Well that escalated quickly
smokecloud_ 37
on an unrelated note... BLAAAKE!!!!! and to be relevant to the post, I've been harassing my boyfriend for half an hour to do the helicopter dick. He cant do it, but he can make it do sit ups.
KasiaLilith 13
Was he not aware of her presence at home? Cos with your mom around, even if it was you in the bathroom, it's still pretty stupid to whip his penis out in the hallway! If it was him posting this, I'd say he deserved it but it must of been pretty awkward for you OP! How did your mom react? And what did he do next? This story needs a follow up!
KasiaLilith 13
Congratulations on having a boyfriend with a penis hard enough to noisily knock on the door! And at same time flexible enoigh to do the helicopter right after!
misUnderstood23 9
I Agree #11, I love a man with such Humor:)
Mdhughey 7
This is too funny I'm gonna do this to my girlfriend lol
69patches69 10
Awesome!
tmbr 3
WOW! I wish that I could even do the helicopter.
Cujo3269 9
Lmao. Ahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing. I can't breath. This is awesome
Thorzix 23
All the people saying it's funny and a good idea... Where the **** is our society going? Bunch of complete retards... FYL OP =/
MzZombicidal 36
#108, wherever it's going, I hope a buzz-kill like yourself won't be there. :)