Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
tpuff 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
Dory123 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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Comments (120)
tpuff 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
ICastillo 25
Help I've fallen and I can't get up.
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
You will probably laugh about it later
lolipop1234_fml 7
Profile pic!
YacL 15
19 - I don't know about you, but personally, this is not something I would "laugh about later". Especially with the way OP described it.
rsunshine2020 13
Because god forbid every single moment of your life isn't on display for everyone on facebook to see :)
JustDerpin 11
You know who else needs Life Alert? The infinity sign.
Dixbfloppin 11
All. [pause] Senior. [pause] Citizens. [pause] Need. [pause] Life Alert.
JuliannVo 11
She probably would soon (: but I hope you are okay.
flockz 20
i laid there for hours before anyone found me!
ihasbrains 10
48, It's actually this: Every. Senior. Citizen. SHOULD. Have. Life alert. Heh, I love that commercial.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Kudos for me for being a 14 year old girl without Facebook (:
KiddNYC1O 22
My personal favorite is "Hove around takes me where I want to go!"
gmc_blossom 21
77- Congratulations, man! Way to go! The world needs more people like you! Holy shit, you're amazing. Lol, no, seriously. What do you want, a cookie?
OhhIrony 6
-48 I love how your picture goes perfectly with what you said
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Sorry, I was just saying... :/ And yea I would love a cookie
gmc_blossom 21
124- Well, too bad.
ohrlly7457 7
Ouch. She you deserve better
xKites 4
I had to read that twice.
obnum 19
Oh please everyone calm down I'm sure it was just a typo. God it's like everyone needs to be perfect when they comment or they get a ton of dislikes. -.-
partyfool2011 4
68- yes. don't you know how the internet works?
MrSnoopyJ 1
It wouldn't be so bad, if that wasn't a first grader gramatical error.
kittytub 12
73- grammatical. D8
trivel64 16
Hahah, I first read that as "Ouch. You deserve butter."
TheOnlyX 11
Fine 68, but only because I don't want to get my ass beat by a panda....that doesn't look too good on records.
flamegrilled123 3
Reminds me of that pic of a baby with a fan on it that says "a fan fell on our baby, lets take a photo for the Internet!"
GirlYouNasty 11
Some people's priorities are really ****** up.
nanpooo 6
Take a picture of her saying she looked like a cheap hooker? Too much?
anencephalic 14
Too much.
Dixbfloppin 11
Her charges are too much. Zing~!
007type 26
45- that was cheap.
nanpooo 6
41- would cheap mother be better?
llamafish 25
49 - But she certainly isn't.
jerry2011 4
Lately all moms are not acting like moms anymore
crackpot1217 0
Shut up ho
XxskyelovexX 13
My mom made me cry on thanksgiving of seventh grade. My aunt had to calm me down and make me feel better. Happy Thanksgiving Mom! .-.
jesustitts 20
This comment is incorrect. My mother still acts like a mother.
jerry2011 4
I meant Moms in recent FML postings
lexi365 20
New female midlife crisis?
Dory123 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
007type 26
Now OP is officially in pain.
lukemack 4
Your mum and my mum would get along.
0ops_i_died 8
^ Settle down there chief.
t765234 10
47- "more than one woman was there? Sounds like a lesbian **** lead in"
highway_unicorn7 5
Just play it cool and say you were doing stairobics:)
daliagrande 17
That's ****** up. You could've broken something.
007type 26
The way I read it, it feels like you are accusing OP. I don't know...
KrazieKleo 13
Yeah she could've broken the stairs!
TheOnlyX 11
I'll let you in on a secret *moves toward ear* if you don't know don't comment.
Futacy 30
Obviously, your mum is going through a midlife crisis. She's waaay overdoing it though. She's supposed to be acting like she's 21, not 12.
luna2152 3
If the mother is old enough to have a child posting on FML, I would sincerely hope she's more than 21...
Futacy 30
^ That's not even close to what I'm talking about. Try reading my comment correctly this time.
Futacy 30
16- she's having a midlife crisis, so she's acting as young as she can. She overshot though, instead of being a mum (probably in her fourties) acting like she's 21, she's acting like she's 12.