Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
tpuff 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
Dory123 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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Comments (120)
graffitied_love 20
No, don't help your son. Take a pic and post it on Facebook. FYL, OP
Futacy 30
OP is a daughter...
graffitied_love 20
Oops, I'm sorry I obviously didn't check the gender
Welshite 40
Did you wiggle your limbs and roll back and forth?
ItTookALongTime 0
Your mom is funny
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least she didn't step on you.
LiterOfCola 16
Are you really high in your picture? Lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The escalation of my elevation to that of other-worldly proportions is not to be of any permissible concern whatsoever to those who feel like that because I might be an unconventionally coloured young man you can judge me by the way that I look but I assure you dear sir intoxication on any level would not be something that might in any way influence the juxtaposition of my unorthodox behaviours such as and including but not limited to the appearance I portray in the pictorial representation of myself in my profilic image, for I am naught but a sober symbol of the undying power of the human mind, thus negating the necessity for mind-altering substances that mess with the mentality of the aforementioned sobriety, if you can follow this train of thought, you might well be advised to avoid the hallucinogenics yourself, I'm afraid. Good day to you, sir. TL;DR version: Don't judge me.
MalloryKnox 8
65 is like Timothy Leary without the acid. Or maybe with, not completely sure...
t765234 10
74- If you're not sure, you obviously did not read his comment very effectively.
gmc_blossom 21
Well, ****.
MormonPornstar 7
Hold on, brain just shut itself. Gotta manually restart
21jason 9
Help I've fallen and I can't help
bestnameright 14
It's "help I've fallen and I can't get up...-_-)
outoftown 27
#26, OP wanted help and up. She got Facebook.
gmc_blossom 21
22- Dude.
melonbeast 4
Did you get lots of likes at least?
007type 26
That would have eased the pain completely. Who needs meds when you can get likes on Facebook?
lolipop1234_fml 7
Sounds like something my mother would do.
bestnameright 14
Wow she just stared at you? ;) (get it :) really though that's jacked up! Home long did it take for her to help you up?
007type 26
*how
awkward_gothlady 32
I always find it incredibly unnerving when people are that sadistic toward their own offspring...or to anyone for that matter.
metaphoristic 8
At least the mother in law doesn't think she's a Komodo dragon - they eat their offspring.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Get all the likes!