Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
tpuff 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
Dory123 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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Comments (120)
Metallica36176 16
I am so sorry! I hope you're ok. That is serious. My mom fell down jusy 3 stairs and broke bones T7 and T8 in her back. I'm sorry the one person you called for help laughed at you. Sadly, shit like that comes back on you. I wouldn't have laughed, just to let you know. :) I hope you feel better!
Thelic 3
Way to go Spider Girl, next time leave the web slinging and wall crawling to the pros. J/K, it sucks accidents happen but at least there's no hospital visit?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Have your camera ready for the next time she does something embarrassing.
pammievb 2
Moms are jerks now? I find that a lot on FML now.
yuggi1 11
Didn't try to pick you up? Aid your pain? No? Now that's what I call a bitch to it's full bulgar meaning.
exitdecay 6
the metamorphosis
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Pics or it didn't happen.
superrocket19 17
Oops! I slipped and now my mom going through her mid life crisis has to take a picture! Next thing you know it's gonna be when it's that special time of the month >:-D
BellaBelle_fml 23
You're trying way too hard.
Kilv 13
Lucky she didnt put it on 9gag instead, what shame it would be... 9gag ... :S
iloveweed69 7
Nice mom