Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Top comments
AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
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Comments (172)
canadian_ftw 8
Some 'friend' you have there.
missyvee 0
Her friend is funny as hell.
canadian_ftw 8
I would be kind of pissed. I mean, yeah, it's kind of funny, but she should have helped her friend.
MaskingTape 2
your friend is winning.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
sterlingarcher 1
Ahah I would have probably done the same thing
garzanic000 0
23- EXACTLY!!!
ritbbehindu 0
I'm the friend ahhhhh
instnt1nfction 17
no your not ooooh
Mahomie123 0
23- I LOVE your picture!
VinegarStrokes 0
Like 23 said- your friends really couldn't do much since you were on a moving roller coaster. Also, there's not much that you can do for a person that has a fainting spell short of catching them as they fall. So stop being a self absorbed bitch who ******* cries when someone doesn't pay enough attention to you. And grow some ******* balls! I don't care if you're a chick, you can still be strong enough to stay conscious while riding on a roller coaster. Or next time just be smart enough to not go on the ******* ride. I hope you've learned something from this situation. Dumb *****.
agentx52 13
74 wins all.
FuniiBunii 0
74 a little bit 2 much but I agree
mattmadden 0
Overall, it's funny if it's someone else. If it's you then it's annoying. That's the way most things are...
Jaimegirl 7
Hehe, That would probably end up happening to me =/
fluffymario 0
how old are you
wisky_fml 5
I, someone who was upon thy rollercoaster whilst this, occurred was utterly appalled at your comment. I am twenty-three if you must know.
wisky_fml 5
I, someone who was on thy roller coaster whilst this had been occurring, was utterly appalled at our friends' behavior. I myself and deeply sorry.
fatgirllovesfml 0
#74 Umadbro?
Cupcaken 0
23 -if she could take pictures, I'm pretty sure she could have held her head or something. that's what I would have done, made sure she couldn't get hurt.
dezinspaaace 0
23- DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT.
ribbyc80 0
Jesus Christ!!! if that's you in the pic, they wouldn't be taking a pic of your face, lol
MRobvious750 0
#74- ******* christ could you have gotten anymore upset over this post? OP does need to lighten up a little but seriously how much did your blood pressure raise when typing your comment?
plataapusss 0
74 is just on thier period
VinegarStrokes 0
156 is right. :(
KITOtheKID 0
failed
Albertrud 3
@wisky, grow a pair :p You need to take a picture to be a real friend. Moaners moan, friends make the memories!
doom2 8
hahaha. I've done that before too. sorry op, but just try to laugh it off. or if it really bugs you just try to ask your friend kindly to take them off. :)
SmallyBigs 9
How could they have helped you?
braceletsandhell 7
Well maybe your friend took pictures for you to look at later on and laugh at(:
fluffyrocka 0
I'm still pissed off at you for being 17 and getting a divorce... if anyone wants to know, look for her comment on the ring divorce selling fml...
doom2 8
56- No actually, I've never been divorced. But I have a couple close relatives that have. I am very close to these people and seeing them go through a divorce did not make their lives any easier. Just because I haven't been divorced doesn't mean that i haven't been affected by it. So stfu and don't jump to conclusions.
CitrusGirl 0
fluffyrocka, are you one of those kids that finds one thing that a user said that you didn't like, which for some reason causes you to find all of their other comments and vote them down? Because you seem like one of those kids.
doom2 8
#70 I'm pretty sure they they are.. On one comment i say that divorce isn't fun and they take it as I'm divorced. People these days..
Hosea11 0
i know I sound like an idiot but what does op mean?
doom2 8
original poster
Hosea11 0
oohh I am an idiot lol
eeliberio 0
agreed
Sprocket 5
Why is 56 so slow. What country allows marriage at 17 and has legalized divorce at the same time? In the US you can get married with parents permission sometimes sooner, but at that point your financial situation probably depends on staying married. If that person really even was divorced at 17, it was probably to get out of an abusive and/or forced underage marriage - would you rather they stay like that?
MrFlintstone 5
I love how two fmls have comments about doom2s marriage status
doom2 8
it's all thanks to mr fluffyrocka or whatever the name is. I'm not married nor even dating anyone.. but somehow they took it as I'm divorced at 17. some people on here are so odd..
ChickenDoggiesWh 0
you say it like you know her, creepy stalker status
largefoofighter 0
so you're single?....... what's up? :)
PSQ91 6
You're not dating?? Ohh, let's chat then. /creeper mode
doom2 8
hahaha, message me.
fluffyrocka 0
Yes, yes I am,
dedrater_kool_u 0
now that is just unfortunate.
dorux1897 0
reference to Kevin? maybe? no? ok
TheSnakeDoctor 0
kevin1811 jokes for the win!
LoneStarTexan 6
I'm not trapping you I'm protecting you! here's a tip always shoot it raises the chance you will get a kill! AH...now that's just unfortunate
AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
tkdgold03 5
haa thats so silly! I would have at least taken a video...
l00n3yt00nz 6
well that sucks. your "friends" are rude.
Haydenob 0
haha you're a loser. who blacks out on a roller coaster? YDI
gigity 0
are you stupid?
bonerlicious23 0
you are
KiddNYC1O 22
#8 is just shocked because he/she usually blacks out while in line for a roller coaster.
whisperingeye13 0
I black out when people talk about roller coasters. I missed school today because I blacked out so many times trying to post this comment
PSQ91 6
Your mama does.
MarcusKA 2
agreed
bac4mor1 0
that's weird because I did that to my friend today at six flags
Heliol 8
You're so mean!!
JETbarr 0
sounds like that happens a lot! haha
oliveindamiddle 0
link please? haha just playin OP. thats scary though, whatever the reason of your blackout!
DarthVader007 0
No Seriously, Post The Link.
imOaks 3
I'm with Pikachu.
hiyourcute 0
What will the frat boys say?!