Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
tpuff 7
Maybe you need Life alert :)
Dory123 9
Well it's not official till its on Facebook.
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Comments (120)
mattman0529 7
How long does it take for your FML to be reviewed and posted?
MakeTodayADTR 20
Haha wow, get over it OP. It probably wasn't a very hard fall if your mom is making a joke like that... Calm down and enjoy your mom's sense of humor :)
SwAGkiLlS 5
God damn you mark zuckerburg
greeneyebeauty9 28
I don't see in any way that this is funny.. Or why people said you deserved it.
88vivera 9
Did she ever help u?
MariaVillatoroo 4
hahhahaha
marg1985 4
to #65: you sir, are my hero. that is all.
workout1 5
Nice mom.
TroubledOne 3
Your mom sounds like a stereotypical bitch dude and I am willing to bet that this isn't the first instance in which she didn't do the motherly thing...I feel bad for you
metaphoristic 8
Anyone else thinking: Kafka?