Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
Today, while chatting with my work friend, our work photographer walked in saying she needed two people for a photo for our company social media. My friend said OK, and without hesitation the photographer said, while side-eyeing me, “Great. I’ll go see who else might be free to be in the picture with you.” FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Top comments
that_guy666 3
most high school kids really need to grow up and act mature.
Miss_Lisaa 16
Don't worry, OP, girls from high school are bitches sometimes. Let them talk and walk away.
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Comments (61)
fkingstooge 0
Hey the truth hurts....
wyattshack 4
You're a ****. Hey you're right it does hurt
killaKT 2
You are kinda an ass I don't know if anyone ever told you, though I'm sure it has been stated a least a few times
TheOnlyX 11
It does hurt, that's why you don't have a profile picture right?
flutter4 7
What makes you think the girl who wanted the pic with an "attractive stranger" is actually attractive herself?
whosindahouse 9
I didn't see that on the rubric!
that_guy666 3
most high school kids really need to grow up and act mature.
onlychildFTW 34
This isn't really immatureness as it is rudeness. High school kids aren't the only group who don't like people based on looks.
whiteboy896 9
**** bitches, get money:)
that_guy666 3
13- it's rude as well. I didn't think of that. immaturity was the first thing that came too my mind.
Luvs2Sing 5
So, judging by the immature hairdoo in you picture, you're in high school?
legitkitty 11
47- We literally JUST went over this. And how the hell can a hairdo be "immature"?
aleahlioness 15
His hair is epic..
that_guy666 3
47- if you actually took a few seconds and clicked on my profile, it clearly states that I'm 21 years old. so per your question I'm not in high school. and 60 thank you :).
Miss_Lisaa 16
Don't worry, OP, girls from high school are bitches sometimes. Let them talk and walk away.
SApprentice 34
It's okay. Her bad behavior will come back to haunt her in some way or another. Try not to let some superficial kid get to you, OP.
ycrem0n 21
Who needs attractiveness when you got swag
yuzuhere 21
I just vomited a little in the inside. Oh, there's the blood.
bms1996 12
I hope you fall into an endless pit of Legos.
mintymandy 11
SWAG..a code word made up back in the 50's-60's to indicate a homosexual orgy, stands for "secretly we are gay"...yeah, I'm guessing you got it.
kroekdog 7
Your comment gave me cancer.
Posthuman 26
Let the cleansing begin *grabs really big sword*
shitone 9
Aww I'm sorry OP. that was so harsh
Ranchtastic 4
The real objective was probably "make a bitchy comment to a stranger and have our generation look worse than it already is." Sorry you fell victim to teenage insolence, OP.
AholeCop 11
I would've said, "It's okay, I've already got a wall full of photos of you."
TheOnlyX 11
And then they would probably spend some time with you.
turkturkington 13
You should have said, "Yes, you'll need someone like Marilyn Monroe or Brad Pitt to make a photo with you in it look half decent. Try Hollywood, in the first plastic surgery clinic you see. Think about spending some of your pocket money when you're there, but make sure you're home before bed time! Have a good day", and walked off.
turkturkington 13
Ach lads, ye's are all too sensitive...
CantBeatMe2007 5
That was just plain stupid.
Mister_Triangle 21
OP needs time to breath or he'd suffocate trying to say all that
bladedrose 3
You should be happy! You have a automatic bitch deflector shield! Makes it easy to separate the girls worth dating, and the girls not worth your time! Or...in theory...anywho ^.^