Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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snzizle 0
uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?
Byah 2
YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D
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Comments (62)
baby_gurl2405 0
ouch now thats major grass burn ;-)
Xero3g 5
Hero.
fr33convict 0
YDI for slipping, bitch.
gurlthatwalks 0
shut up it's not her fault
Izzicasey 18
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whatevaaaa 0
what's up with these boyfriend FMLs? they're getting kinda old now.
StaticDown 0
Yeah, far too many and all the same kinda. Yes your boyfriend is a douche and it won't be long before you find a new one and forget all about him, I know you think it's unbelieveable right now but trust me it will happen and you won't believe how you once thought your life was completely ****** over something like this.
zee209 0
I can't help but laugh at this FML...
seanreddog 4
Grass is such a pain in the ass. I hope he had a blast, 'cause now you're in a cast.
Penetration 0
Epic Win.
mr_miyagi 0
This wouldnt happen if you had tivo
snzizle 0
uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?
399 41
Who knows #8 who knows.
lenasaur 0
Uhh, no, I believe the OP means she fell down an entire flight of stairs, not just the last 3 stairs or something.
Byah 2
YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D
Flexanimous 0
Maybe the fertilizer kicked ass!
seanreddog 4
The blue grass seeds that grow anywhere and have a special coating for their own grass ecosystem??? That's the only grass comercial I know of, and it's amazing!