Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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theman34 0
you dick
roflstephh 0
this is why you listen in school.
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Comments (170)
theman34 0
you dick
nickperry21 4
that's so bogus
iCute 0
lmao. haha u desrver it.
hippo23 0
why the hell would u do that? I bet it wasn't as funny as u wanted!
Whydoyouask 11
oh you attention ***** :P (kidding) YDI, though
nogare98 0
FYL because you didn't know and it must have been embaressing. YDI for not paying attention and yelling when there was clearly something going on.
klumzy0123456789 6
dick face
jake12221212121 4
*throws dictionary at icute*
idontfml 0
2nd
roflstephh 0
this is why you listen in school.
vaebouria 0
your one of those dumbass kids who can't think for a second about what he is going to do, so they end up doing stupid ass shit like you. you deserved it dicknose.
blaaaaakely 0
if you're going to call someone a dumbass, try to at least use the right type of your/you're :)
Mehness 0
wait is he insulting the OP or this other guy?
sammy22 0
if your going to correct someone, make sure your dumbass has the right punctuation, needle dick!
ButtNekked 0
As long as the message is portrayed there is no reason to correct someone on the Internet ...
NoHopeForMe 0
hahaha, dicknose.... I like that one xD
Misty3242 0
Whenever I hear the word dicknose I think of squidward
Xuphra 0
Agreed. Dicknose was good.
ambrz 0
oh god I could see this happening to me!! ah so embrassing :( sorry
kissmyace3115 0
**** you. OP deserved it
DjaySkar 14
Agreed
xXxEmotionalxXx 0
Ow.. Did you get a lot of evil stares throughout the day?
anonymous100000 17
are you 7?? grow the **** up. YDI
babelini 12
nice going trying to be funny and attracting attention
4NK8 0
ass
qwerty3210 0
only in america would a kid think is OMG SUPER AWESOME DUDDE to shout "its too quiet", come on BE CREATIVE
xXxEmotionalxXx 0
Haha.
wildcat798 1
hahahaha
Freeze_fml 17
The killer part is that the OP sent this from mobile, so it could have been anywhere. Silly racist.
yeti09 0
hahahaha
warriormg12 4
even in america we dont think thats funny the kids obviously a retard
xxXChiiXxx 2
...Not even going to say it. -___-''
betseyville 6
American isn't a race, it's a nationality. I hope you're not an American. You give us a bad name.
Freeze_fml 17
Jesus Christ, shut up. I think we're all aware that my intention was that he is being prejudice against another group of people. And if you want to get nitpicky about it, I never said Americans were a race, I just called him a racist. Quit being picky and over-implying your interpretations.
Freeze_fml 17
No bitching or whining here.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
to #77 only in America do fat dudes take no shirt mirror pictures thinking they're muscular and trendy
JustinBieberIsOK 0
natzi thing?? :( if it is I hate it cu I a jew
Kenziechristinee 0
Jew boo!
jmrtheman 3
didn't it happen in France tho?
babedollforever 0
It was sent from France stupid.
null_fml 11
I'm going to use my intense understanding of common sense to predict the future...... this story... will have a lot of YDI votes!
fylseriously 0
smh you're an idiot