Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
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faeynt 0
get a new gf :)
jsprackman 11
Maybe next she will dress like elton john
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Comments (316)
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow. Why do you stay with her, OP?
RedPillSucks 33
Apparently the sex must be mind blowing (or some-other blowing). That's really the only reason to stick with crazy.
Ann23 7
Well at least she likes to change things up on a weekly basis ? Maybe she doesn't want you to get bored..
beautyswan 1
Shes just confused tell her be who she os
Gtfo_Troll 0
I think it would be better if he told her to be who she is instead.
TimysterGates 15
and... Why exactly is she your girlfriend? try to get her to mix reggae and goth, that'd be pretty cool :o
aJaguarinRed 9
Either she's 15 yrs old or she's seriously bipolar.
SouthernKiller 4
Leave her bro.
benderbot19 0
Dude bro
flockz 20
*throws pokeball* YESSSSS i just caught a Dudebro. Dudebro: "dude bro bro bro!"
drawmesunshine 17
*Dudebro has been transfered to PC box 1*
SgtTrAv 3
Cheat on her and tell her its the new fad.
terrask 11
YDI for sticking up with idiocies like this. Man up, bro!
Jasonf6 0
Leave her now!!!
jmad29 2
Sounds like a teenager trying to find her identity, well if you don't like it you should move on unless you really care about her then wait it out and just humor her