Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
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faeynt 0
get a new gf :)
jsprackman 11
Maybe next she will dress like elton john
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TipOfTheHat 10
Just imagine next week, her new weekly fad will be a nudist!
melkor_the_fox 0
Eye liner on boys is hot
iHeartReyRey 0
Do it for ***** and giggles. Think of the memories of you guys doing all this crazy shit together.
iHeartReyRey 0
Do it for ***** and giggles. Think of the memories of you guys doing all this crazy shit together.
underdose 9
I dont think you even know what a herse is buddy cuz dressing like an undertakers here makes no sense. And btw yeah ur gf has issues tell her to stop being such a flake goth is not about what you look like its about a set of interests which people adhere to not a fad and her attempt is insulting
drawmesunshine 17
Alan, I love you.
andwhat1170_fml_fml 3
do yourself a favor dude. man up and grow a pair n get the hell out of the relationship if its that big a deal. stop being such a dorwad prude and tell your gf to make up her mind on her style before she does it in front of the wrong people.
SadinSherman 16
I don't know I think she is bluffing,why would she leave a guy just because he didn't go along with her crazy ideas
mrssuarez2011 12
Has she finished puberty yet?
Ikickmidgets 11
Next personality probably won't dig you too much, find one that already knows herself. The one you have now may cut you in your sleep!
MrSmOkEwEeD451 2
jst wait a week :)