Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Now you understand what many women pressured into doing that feel. Did you think it wouldn't hurt *you?* YDI and F that staff person's life for almost getting kneed by you.
RichardPencil 32
Now, was this at a waxing salon, or on a date? We hafta know!
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whatshername?! 39
But why?
Hangryko 32
Now you understand what many women pressured into doing that feel. Did you think it wouldn't hurt *you?* YDI and F that staff person's life for almost getting kneed by you.
RichardPencil 32
Now, was this at a waxing salon, or on a date? We hafta know!
BurnInDemonFire 39
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Should've used Nair!