Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
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RadioactiveGirl 0
Posts like all the ones on this page make me wish FML listed people's ages. Info that would make a difference between "YDI" and "YLIF" for me: OP and boyfriend's age, whether or not they've had sex together previously and whether or not boyfriend knew he was expected to do something of a certain caliber for this event. Without that info, though, I'm inclined to say "YDI."
kmksinger14 0
wtf? what the hell is a six month anniversary? anni- means ANNUAL. this is just retarded. YDI for thinking six months was so special.
DoomJeff91 2
If you unwrap the present, you might get a baby. I mean really, how cool is that?
Philthy_02 0
"Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. " Any one else think that the girl obviously is more in love with this guy then he is with her. Sucks she see's it more seriously then he does.. but i see that in HS all the time
Uconnrunner 0
I feel like 6 months is worth going to see a movie or something at most. it's good that you love him, but he clearly doesn't if he thinks a "thoughtful" gift is a (very worthless) pack of condoms. Do you two even engage in sex yet? If not, I would dump him immediately because he just wants to get into your pants.
oldskoolman85 0
Hey, condoms are the gifts that keep giving over and over...and sometimes under.
Atropos_fml 0
By the way, I just found this. http://manlawblog.com/post/58220424 I think it explains why he didn't really care to buy you anything expensive.
myrddraal_fml 0
Hey he remembered, thats pretty impressive
RhymePrime 7
An anniversary is one year fooool.
spamme 0
each condom in a diferent color at least? :)