Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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purple5 0
Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?
Sacharified 0
Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.
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Comments (122)
alinka_fml 0
one for oral, one for vag, and one for anal
snipeshow 3
YDI for spending that much on a 6 month anniversary
Sarkyrevenger 0
Ydi. 6 months? Grow up.
bepatientimadoc 6
why do packages of condoms come in 1, 3 or 12? 1 for the first time, 3 for the steady dating (friday saturday sunday) 12 for the marraige (januari, februari, march....) so he was just asking u to be his steady gf! LMFAO! Your life sucks
subjectdelta2 0
Better than a baby!! XD
mnmolino 14
Maybe he is an expensive hooker on the side?
NerdsWillRule 3
What better gift could you want?
nikloveless 0
stop complaining unless the sex is that bad
rackpad 4
Well, at least you're protected for when you love each other not one, but 3 times!
v1k1rox 12
Ani means year FYI. YDI for thinking 6 months is a big deal.